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The following questions derive from an actual job application. The answers themselves come from a group of job hunters who have probably been pounding the pavement too long and are overdue to be hired. Enjoy their irreverance, sarcasm and and sheer silliness as we wish them a safe return to reality and good jobs, too!
Take some time to go through these questions, and answer any that you know the answer to, or can give some input on. Don’t bother to look up answers you don’t know, as we’re just trying to get to know your experience level and your thinking processes. Skip any that you don’t know or don’t want to answer.
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Nothing.you'd.approve.of.com
Mind.your.own.business.org
I swing both ways.
This questionnaire.
Yes, I do.
I need a team leader who'll hold my hand and gently squeeze till the juice drips out of my brains.
Crap in my pants.
I like to fix things that aren't broken.
I have done just about every level of programming there is in languages current and passe. For me programming is like an incurable disease for which I hope they never find the cure!
Only when I get paid for my work.
Nope. A smart person would never apply for this position.
Applying for jobs like this one.
I can endure even the dumbest of job applications.
Let me first get one of those and then I can tell you.
Eat. Sleep. Did I mention eat?
Yes. Please provide me with your credit card numbers.
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