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Q:	How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  We'll fix it in software.

Q:	How many system programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The application can work around it.

Q:	How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  We'll document it in the manual.

Q:	How many tech writers does it take to change a light bulb?
A:	None.  The user can figure it out.


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The fortune service employs the classic Unix fortune program whose humor encompasses wide-ranging topics. Unfortunately, owing to the lack of an exclusionary filter, some fortunes may be of questionable taste.

 

 
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